Thursday, December 9, 2010

mrrrrguulllllgurrrrglllle

Okay so, I’m just looking around on yahoo.com reading a few articles, read a decent one about why there aren’t any Christmas movies coming out this year, and I found one about some movie that guy from Lars and the Real Girl is in, Blue Valentine, and it’s NC-17 rating just got bumped down to R. it was pretty good and as I scrolled down randomly I noticed the recent review which said this…

“This is outright disturbing. We adults know what oral sex entails, but why do we have to bring it upon the young generation. Wasnt Ryan Gossling in a family show for goodness sakes! What kind of message r we sending to the youthe of America? I guess thats why we fall soo far behind in education, because sex is what we excel at. Great job! not!” – Sarah


Just so you know, that phrase got 4 red squigglies and they’re perfectly fixable ones. Not like the one I just got for saying ‘squigglies’ which could not be fixed. That error was necessary. So, I usually ignore these moments because I have a fear of becoming too confident with the internet and it’s anonymity. I really really dislike confrontation of any kind. But for some reason today I feel confronty. Lovebunny can attest to this. So… I replied…

“sorry but I knew about oral sex way before 17. I think an R rating is sufficient enough to keep the truly vulnerable ones at bay. As for Ryan Gosling, he's been in several PG-13, R rated movies during his career, so I don't see how being in a family show is relevant. I used to be a baby, but now I'm driving and engaging in sexual intercourse (usually not at the same time). It's called progression, it's natural in an actor’s career and it's not like he's Bill Cosby or something. A movie with mouth-sex from Bill Cosby should most definitely be rated NC-17. Now for the message we are sending to the youth of America, it's not any different from before. You know, Saw1,2,3,4,5, is there 6 now? are all rated R, I think kids would be way more influenced when they witnessed that than a little cunnilingus. whew, my goodness that was long. sorry about that. oh, and film rating probably has nothing to do with why our education is so bad, that's a money thing.”


I think I realized by ‘progression’ that I was getting a little carried away. I used my real name too. I so wanted to use an alias, but completely hit send by accident. Sad face.

While I was replying I completely blanked on the medical term for eating a girl out. So I’m typing in google ‘mouth sex’ ‘female oral sex’ ‘oral sex with girls’ and I begin to think this might be a little fishy (no pun intended)(but kinda yeah). Thankfully that third one did it and it was right there on the top. It’s an awful sounding term.

That really helped my day today. I was having an awful day. Thank you Ryan Gosling for not really, (because it’s just a movie) giving some sweet (probably not all that graphic) cunnilingus to Michelle Williams.